Its so hot ......

Its so hot that the devil came over to my house and asked if he could build a fire to stay cool.
Its so hot that a squirrel burst into flames the moment he got into the direct rays of the sun.
Its so hot that my neighbor was grilling on his outside refrigerator.
Its so hot that my hot sauce jumped out of the fridge and into the freezer.

So what does all this have to do with kids and my life well nothing except that a man with a pitch fork is in my back yard by the fire drinking hot sauce and grilling a squirrel on a refrigerator. No that is hot my friends! Forecast for today is 99 and humid with a heat index of 105 again.